These popped up on Talking Dead for a blip during the last episode:
10. “Eugene is GORGEOUS.”
9. “Yeah, Daryl’s arms are sexy. But have you seen Eugene’s calves? They’re things of beauty. A real American treasure.”
8. “Only Eugene could pull off shorts in the apocalypse. Good for him.”
7. “I thought about cutting Eugene’s mullet in his sleep, but I’m actually in love with it.”
6. “Tell that walker to just chill out a minute. I’m trying to check my Twitter, but apparently the internet is still down.”
5. “Eugene! Here, hold Judith!”
4. “I’m just kidding. I really AM a scientist!”
3. “ROFLCOPTER”
2. “Eugene taught me how to use my crossbow more efficiently.”
1. “Rick, you’re out! Eugene, you’re our new leader. It’s now a Eugenetatorship! I mean, uhhhh, never mind. Forget I said that.”
from the freezer.